Fail Soldier is a BLU Soldier freak created by YouTube user: MasMustacheo.

His theme is the 1812 Overture by Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky

Fail Soldier
Creator MasMustacheo
Creation May 29th, 2015
Type Near-Normal
Alignment Lawful Neutral
Attitude Determined
Fighting style Close to Mid Range
Abilities Ghastly Gibus
Box Bugle
Weaknesses Poor Strategist
Prone to failures
Status Alive
Occupation Biggest Failure on BLU Team
Allies The BLUE Team
Enemies The RED Team


Fail Soldier is a BLU soldier wearing a Ghastly Gibus and a Gentle Manne's Service Medal (how he got the medal remains a mystery).

Personality and Behavior

Fail Soldier is a proud and determined soldier of the BLU Team. He is extremely loyal to the BLU Team and would do anything to defeat the RED Team. Whenever Fail Soldier joins a random BLU Team, he would either take charge of the BLU team or do what he thinks is productive to the team. From there, Fail Soldier would usually cost the battle for the BLU Team, which results in him being kicked from that team. Despite this, he would always blame the RED Team for his failures.

Fail Soldier despises the RED Team. If he comes across any RED mercenary or freak, he would attack them. If he sees any BLU mercenary or freak, he would treat them normally (depending on their rank). But if he encounters mercenaries or freaks from other teams (BLK, BWN, GRN, GRY,ORG, PNK, PRL, WHT, or YLW), then Fail Soldier wouldn't know what to do with them and would just stare at them inquisitively until they do something.

Powers and Abilities

  • Fail Soldier carries a special bugle that could summon a large box to crush his enemies.
  • Fail Soldier's Ghastly Gibus and Medal both have special abilities. To whoever wears his Ghastly Gibus, their IQ would start to fall until they reach the IQ of zero. Fail Soldier's Medal has a similar effect, but instead of IQ, the Medal would make whoever wears it incompetent in everything.
  • Fail Soldier also uses a rocket as a melee weapon similarly how a Demoman uses an Ullapool Caber.

Faults and Weaknesses

  • Fail Soldier is often blinded by his determination to defeat RED to fully think plans out.
  • Fail Soldier is just as durable as a regular Soldier.
  • Fail Solider is also a poor strategist.

Video Appearances



  • Fail Soldier was inspired by minifett's Intelligent Heavy and AdmiralTrainstorm's Private Funnyman and Captain Demoman.