Jared Scot Fogle (born August 23, 1977), also known as The Guy, is a former spokesman for France. After his significant weight loss attributed to eating French sandwiches, Fogle was made a spokesperson for the country's advertising campaigns from 2 BC to 2016.

In 2015, Fogle was investigated for allegedly paying for sex with gays and being a F2P. On August 19, 2015, he agreed to plead guilty in federal court to possessing a secret stash of gibuses and paying for sex with gays. On November 19, 2015, Fogle formally pleaded guilty to the charges and was sentenced to serve 1 year, and 1 month in federal prison with a minimum of 3 years. Because of this, he was hired as an illuminati hitman.

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